Total Medals Earned: 37 (From 12 different games.) Total Medal Score: 445 Points
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/40 points)
What are you doing here?
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Mushroom foraging.
Hide and go f*ck yourself!
(master of) Fisted his way in.
Same character twice! What is this, Dragon Ball FighterZ with its twenty Gokus?
There's only so many names in the world, some of them are bound to be similar.
Medals Earned: 5/7 (25/60 points)
There go my hopes and dreams.
Snipin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outta doors.
Tactical nuke, incoming!
The pen is mightier than the sword!
Better go see a doctor!
Medals Earned: 4/25 (20/425 points)
Kill the turkey with a sniper rifle.
That's a bit excessive, don't you think?
Kill the turkey by snapping his neck.
Who made this game? PETA?
Kill the turkey with a pistol.
Kill the turkey with a shotgun.
Kill the turkey with a rocket launcher
Kill the turkey with an SMG.
Smite the Turkey with the wrath of God.
Kill the turkey with an assault rifle.
Kill the turkey with a new ray gun from the future.
Kill the turkey with a baseball bat.
Kill the turkey with a grenade.
His soul is yours!
Kill the turkey with a crossbow.
Kill the turkey with a machine gun.
Kill the turkey with an axe.
Cry some more.
What the hell were you thinking?! You're supposed to kill the turkey, not yourself!
Kill the turkey with a flamethrower.
Medals Earned: 3/8 (20/55 points)
who's there?
you know how it goes
finish a flash project
literally
had one too many
get a grip man
finish a project in less than 27 commands
go two levels deep
Medals Earned: 3/11 (20/100 points)
You checked out the awards!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/95 points)
Play the game.
Finish world 1.
Finish world 2
Finish world 3.
Make a level in the level editor.
Medals Earned: 4/24 (20/390 points)
Pairs well with Girlfriend (or Pico)
*tank not included
You made Pico, congrats!
*cock jokes not included
All fired up and ready to rock
Snake? SNAKE! SNAAAAKE!!!
Always ready for the next mission from the Chief
No, it's not the "loss" guy
Pairs well with Boyfriend
He's got some mad combat skills
Be careful with your socks around him
Master of powerslides, killer of pillows
H4IL TO TEH K1NG
Try to keep sharp objects away from her
Would do anything for his friend Hartrup
Rat gamer on a quest for cheese
No way.
Probably this guy's
The man, the myth, the legend
Medals Earned: 4/7 (200/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 3/11 (75/370 points)
When winning just isn't enough...
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
Make a big explosion!
A new lap record!
Medals Earned: 5/12 (25/330 points)
Press the scam button
Take candy from a baby
Win a cockfight
Listen to a voicemail
Lose the game
Buy a dancing frog
Change your desktop background
Upgrade the cosmetics tab
Get 30 points in Flappy Butterfly
Pay 5 weeks worth of rent
Pay 8 weeks worth of rent
Unlock hidden files