Total Medals Earned: 29 (From 9 different games.) Total Medal Score: 395 Points
Medals Earned: 5/7 (25/60 points)
There go my hopes and dreams.
Snipin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outta doors.
Tactical nuke, incoming!
The pen is mightier than the sword!
Better go see a doctor!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/8 (20/55 points)
who's there?
you know how it goes
finish a flash project
literally
had one too many
get a grip man
finish a project in less than 27 commands
go two levels deep
Medals Earned: 3/11 (20/100 points)
You checked out the awards!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/95 points)
Play the game.
Finish world 1.
Finish world 2
Finish world 3.
Make a level in the level editor.
Medals Earned: 4/24 (20/390 points)
Pairs well with Girlfriend (or Pico)
*tank not included
You made Pico, congrats!
*cock jokes not included
All fired up and ready to rock
Snake? SNAKE! SNAAAAKE!!!
Always ready for the next mission from the Chief
No, it's not the "loss" guy
Pairs well with Boyfriend
He's got some mad combat skills
Be careful with your socks around him
Master of powerslides, killer of pillows
H4IL TO TEH K1NG
Try to keep sharp objects away from her
Would do anything for his friend Hartrup
Rat gamer on a quest for cheese
No way.
Probably this guy's
The man, the myth, the legend
Medals Earned: 4/7 (200/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 3/11 (75/370 points)
When winning just isn't enough...
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
Make a big explosion!
A new lap record!
Medals Earned: 5/12 (25/330 points)
Press the scam button
Take candy from a baby
Win a cockfight
Listen to a voicemail
Lose the game
Buy a dancing frog
Change your desktop background
Upgrade the cosmetics tab
Get 30 points in Flappy Butterfly
Pay 5 weeks worth of rent
Pay 8 weeks worth of rent
Unlock hidden files
Medals Earned: 1/30 (5/590 points)
Passed level 1
You watched the cutscene. Thank you!
Passed level 2
Passed level 3
Passed level 4
Passed level 5
Passed level 6
Passed level 7
Passed level 8
Passed level 9
Passed level 10
Passed level 11
Passed level 12
Passed level 13
Passed level 14
Passed level 15
Passed level 16
Passed level 17
Passed level 20
Passed level 30
Passed level 40
Passed level 50
Defeated Medusa
Defeated the red dragon